Caleb

The guy with a micropenis but doesn't realize it
Poor Caleb
by PoorCaleb March 10, 2020
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Usually an out of shape guy who sends very rapey vibes in flirting situations. A Caleb usually claims to have huge muscles but in reality looks like a forty year old dad with nothing but a beer gut. Required characteristics must include: cheap beer (usually something like PBR), and multiple fast food bags claiming "it's bulking season" and lives by the life motto "if she's 16, I'm 16". This less than impressive creature is usually found at gyms at an uncomfortable distance behind the most attractive underage girl there.
Dude 1: I just saw a Caleb at the gym today.

Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.
by saving ryan September 19, 2017
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Likes putting his peepee inside of dogs
Caleb likes his peepee inside of dogs
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Caleb

Special, but not like unique or anything, just probably a fucking retard.
Wow, I think Caleb is autistic.
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Caleb

The coolest guy ever but can unconditionally hurt people feelings but he means well. Athletique, funny, weird, annoying and a good friend. Very smart but has very dumb moments, seems depressed most of the time. Always responded on texts or try is best to, but talks a lot.
Caleb shut up

Caleb you’re a try hard
Don’t be like Caleb
by AutyM21 February 16, 2020
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stupid fucking retard he should kill himself gay gay gay gay gay gay fuck you caleb all definitions are fake except this one fuck you caleb you stupid gorilla
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Looks as if he came straight out of an oompa loompian clan. All small and jizz. He is akward and HILARIOUS. Because of his ridiculous farmers tan, you can't tell if he is blonde or a red head. Caleb is also known as Macey's Best Friend!Hehe
Is that short Caleb person a oopma loompa?
by Hahahehehaha!! November 22, 2012
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