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Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.
Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
by Luna Stark November 18, 2019
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Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.
"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
by toastmann October 8, 2022
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Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.
Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI
by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022
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alpha yawn

The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.
"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"
by FuriousNick November 9, 2014
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Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.
When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event
With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party
by 22400michael March 9, 2011
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