Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 9, 2022

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Bee Vacuum

A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:

BVAC).

I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.

by Etymologasm June 12, 2017