Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.

by Mora_bid666 February 8, 2019

Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail

Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!

by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014