Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Snail Eater

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by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 8, 2023

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019