parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

parker bubble

A term commonly used by high school students on the North Side of Chicago, Illinois used to refer to a small and wealthy area surrounding Francis W. Parker School.

Person 1: Hey! Let's go to a White Sox game!
Person 2: I don't know, I try not to leave the Parker Bubble.

by FWP2019 December 6, 2015

parker hudson

One hell of a smart ass bitch that exposed me on Youtube

Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack

by PakerHudson December 4, 2017

George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, George Parker is tall unlike you, if your less Georgie he'll trample you too, get out the way or you'll be long over due.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018