The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time

1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap

by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017

Boss nap

boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.

I'm going to take a boss nap in my office.

by DubValle November 24, 2011

Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

Seb nap

A very short nap to recharge your batteries for the trials ahead.

Seb had a Seb nap before he took on the world.

by CharSet1 October 8, 2009

Liver Nap

A Liver Nap is when someone who drinks frequently, has a night in and consumes no alcohol at all, thus allowing their liver to take a nap.

Most often observed in students.

Hey Joyce, are you coming drinking?
Nah, i'm taking a liver nap tonight.

Where's Barry?
He's taking a liver nap.

by Runekyr December 4, 2010

lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 14, 2017

Natty-Nap

An extended deep sleep as a result of consuming large amounts of Natural Light.

Johnny finally woke up from his 14 hour Natty-Nap.

by nattysplatty November 9, 2009