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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
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Muppet face

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019
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Muppet Juice

Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.

The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021
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Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
That band is a bunch of muppets!
by Martin (J) May 3, 2008
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Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
by Yomyslime August 8, 2021
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Muppet

Another word for an idiot. It is commonly used by British people to express disappointment. In some cases it is used as a friendly term that has no intentions of hurting anyone.
Them: I may have dropped my food all over the floor
Me: Oh you muppet!
by InsertStupidNameHere October 1, 2021
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