Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.
1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"
by Michael1311 October 16, 2006
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mini moo

You are as cute as a mini moo.
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Moo Cow

A Moo Cow is a cow with Pink Spots instead of Black

A cow with big beautiful eyes.

Beautiful beyond meaning and will mean everything to you the moment A Moo Cow becomes yours

A Moo Cow is a pet you will never want to let go of

Warning: take care of moo cow and tell them to wake up, feel the air that your breathin' because you can't explain the feeling that your gonna be feeling
you can go another day without a moo cow
I love Moo Cow
Look at that amazing pink colors
"A moo cow is a little weird eh ?"
" Its still mysterious and amazing!"

I want a moo cow!
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moo juice

a pint of moo juice a day does yer good ya know
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moo piglet

an exteremely obese child
flying pigs
pooooooop
crossed gened w/ cow and pig
my fat little moo piglet at the ass plant fatty tissue
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moo <3

In cow: I love you so much and you are the most beautiful human to ever exist. I hope we can stay together forever and I can't wait to see you when I get back :)
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Ass-mooing

ogling a womans ass, ogling a womans bottom

Either:

a) Admiring a hot ladies bottom from afar (to Ass-moo) with obligatory 'mmmm' noises.

b) A group of men admiring the same hot ladies bottom and subsequently following her like a kine of cows, occasionally making subconscious grunts. (Ass-mooing)
Check him out ass-mooing that girl over there

Dude, we were totally ass-mooing that girl just then

One sec, just in the middle of an ass-moo, right she's gone now, what were you saying

Here comes some hotties, get ready to ass-moo man..
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