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eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
by dermy June 19, 2007
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Malled Out

When someone is so angry/frustrated they lose control of all rational thought.
I no longer have my computer because I Malled out so hard I put my foot through the tower.
by Smokin Hot September 20, 2010
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mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online
"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."
by RexDriver March 19, 2014
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Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014
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molly mall

Person Who Sells Many Kinds Of Ecstacy
Tom Runs A Molly Mall Ecstacy Rolls Rollin Balls Disco Bisquits
by scotto708 December 29, 2014
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mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.
"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"
by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015
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mall boy

a mall boy is a boy who can often be seen at a clothes store and is obsessed with shopping. they are infatuated with how they look and what clothes they are wearing
see that kid over there? yeah he's such a mall boy.
by the one and only wise one January 23, 2016
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