feds aka police at festivals and surrounding train stations. Who scoop down on happy festival goers and steel their STASH....(for their own usage, while they also attend the festival) Getting HIGH on our once was supply .
ow we are on our way to Glastonbury , yippy yay yippy yo here we go ... four and a half hours on and off trains ,in need ov the tender smell of bud (weed,cannabis,hash blah di blah ) OFF the train we get nearly there kid in tow and in need of a joint ... hearded like viet com and searched by the dog squad THE FERAL FEDS...
fuk sakes THE FERAL FEDS WHO HAVE NO LIVES THAN TO MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE... HAVE STOLEN MY STASH ... FERAL DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT TO PEACEFUL FESTIVAL GOERS WHO DO NOT DRINK JUST SMOKE WEED AND ARE PEACE LOVERS OF THIS WORLD .
fuk sakes THE FERAL FEDS WHO HAVE NO LIVES THAN TO MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE... HAVE STOLEN MY STASH ... FERAL DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT TO PEACEFUL FESTIVAL GOERS WHO DO NOT DRINK JUST SMOKE WEED AND ARE PEACE LOVERS OF THIS WORLD .
by glasto head August 2, 2007
Get the feral fedsmug. Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?
Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
Get the Fedsmug. by nicnac29 March 13, 2011
Get the fed-exmug. Yo look out , the feds are watching!…
by Graffitianni January 13, 2022
Get the The Fedsmug. by joemam12 November 9, 2020
Get the fed storymug. 
Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.
Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!
by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025
Get the Nik From Fed Exmug.