Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022

Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts

What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.

by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.

I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.

by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017