Unorthodox Balloon

Another word for a condom.

The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.

by quitedankly June 4, 2018

Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023

Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.

I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.

by Jitamus October 10, 2021

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".

Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.

by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015

Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.

Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"

by Winfield83 January 3, 2019

Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.

Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”

by Lubejonesjr March 12, 2022