Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.
Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies
by Anonymous Luntik May 06, 2019
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Adam

Sucks cock like a pro trash at clash royale and had a his teeth fucked cuz he was gaging to hard on a big ass dick
by That one arab March 16, 2020
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Adam

a short gay guy who sucks dick while standing up.
by @clondoms October 16, 2019
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Adam

Adam is a sick fuck. Who is into little girls. Adam likes to boast about his penis size though most Adams have a tiny penis. Adam thinks he is funny but is actually hella annoying. Adam loves booty.
He has a micro penis
Must be Adam
by Hahayaboy September 03, 2019
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Adam

Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.
Me: GG man better luck next time
Adam:Nah mate, you fucked up
Me:huh, what do you m-
*gets ddos ed
by BorrisMcMorris December 29, 2019
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if you meet an adam, keep him. you will discover that he is outrageously talented, smart, amazing, funny and very handsome. he’s very quiet but has a beautiful smile. his smile and his eyes express more then his actions and his words. this boy is someone who will make your hard days so better with his humor. he’s a keeper.
“oh that guy looks so bitchy
no that’s adam, tf?”
by kay <33 April 08, 2023
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See Adam Pascal. Rock singer who originated role of Roger in Rent
I just saw The Adam in concert the other day! Damn is he hot.
by liz topaz June 28, 2005
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