grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

making grandma

(verb) Masturbating.

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!

by Philonoesis July 31, 2023

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022

drunken grandma

A type of pizza with a square crust, mozzarella cheese, and alla vodka sauce.

That drunken grandma pizza from Mary's is quite delicious!

by VinnyTestaverde December 6, 2017

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013