testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

by Selric February 24, 2015

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely

Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it

by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018