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horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness
Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011
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Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties
Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.
by j-boss November 8, 2007
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raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.
Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.
by totalherber June 19, 2011
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Coch tease

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.
Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.
by Visiblemode December 10, 2022
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Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
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Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.
Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!
by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010
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tease enter

When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.
Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?

Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.
by Dont Even Ask. June 11, 2021
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