eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.

by dermy June 19, 2007

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 25, 2015

mall mom

A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.

Her kid just kicked mine and she’s mad at my kid. Gosh she’s such a mall mom.

by Lilpotatolove August 7, 2018

Mall Rat

A term made in Seattle , Washington when a person goes to the mall every weekend , they go there to hangout on their free time. They basically live in the mall they don’t even have to buy anything they just go.

She’s going to the mall again

“Damn she’s such a mall rat “

by Seattlegirl206 October 8, 2021

Palisades Mall

Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.

Fuck yeah Palisades Mall! Let's eat Popeyes and then go to Dave & Busters!

by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017

Eastland Mall

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.

Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021

Mall-froader

A four-wheel drive vehicle, often highly modified for serious off-road operation, but which will never actually be driven off of pavement. Can also refer to the owners of such vehicles. Mall-froaders can frequently be seen in their natural habitats, such as on driveways, streets, highways and negotiating the treacherous aisles and spaces of shopping mall parking lots.

"That's a damn shame. A capable rig like that should be an off-roader, not a mall-froader."
“Agreed. If you love something let it go . . . off road”.

by Reubendaley January 15, 2021