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eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
by dermy June 19, 2007
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mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online
"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."
by RexDriver March 19, 2014
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yas mall

Mall in Abu Dhabi filled with chamaks and thirsty under-aged girls. Everyone in the cinema sits in the VIP seats and brings Mac Donald's inside and actually gets away with it. Honestly, good luck finding a free-space to eat in the food court. 90% of the people f*cking live there. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TEENAGE GIRLS GETS OUT OF THAT MALL WITH BUBBLE TEA IN THEIR HANDS. No joke, all the boomers/millennials give you DIRTY DIRTY looks whenever you walk past them with your friends. You'll find at least one person filming a TikTok out of nowhere for no damn reason. Almost all the boy there are called Mohammed for some reason. And to top it off, everyone does shit in the store and then run away as if nothing ever happened, so if you see random people running out of a store, I would advise you to not get freaked and to just get out of their way if you don't wanna get squished.
Random European person in yas mall: "Look at this so called "chamak" over there!"
Literally everyone else: "Which one?".
by anynome__ April 8, 2020
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molly mall

Person Who Sells Many Kinds Of Ecstacy
Tom Runs A Molly Mall Ecstacy Rolls Rollin Balls Disco Bisquits
by scotto708 December 29, 2014
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Palisades Mall

Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Fuck yeah Palisades Mall! Let's eat Popeyes and then go to Dave & Busters!
by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017
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Mall Indian

An Indian restaurant located in a mall
Hey guys do you want to go get some Mall Indian. I know a good spot.
by MallIndianEnthusiast March 16, 2022
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Mall Hispanic

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.
by Perras Falsas May 20, 2020
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