New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 12, 2022
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PornHub Tech

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.
Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech
by JonathanDoTheNasty69420 March 04, 2021
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Norwich Tech

There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts
This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.
by mrs. coochie October 29, 2019
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Ed Tech

Educational Technology is used in pedagogy to engage students interactively. Ed Tech is also considered to be a primary technology to help "Close the Gap" in education. The demand for mobile devices and their applications are lowering the price of access to technology. Cloud applications and the reduction in cost should enable more access to education through technology.
Now that our local school district has embraced ed tech, the elementary schools are receiving WiFi.

She is getting a masters in ed tech so she can facilitate the communities GED program.

Thanks to ed tech, he can take classes online while working full time to help support his mom and younger sisters.
by cdsavant October 07, 2012
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purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.
The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.
by The Bearded IT Guy June 12, 2021
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Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.
"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"
by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004
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L tech

laughing slowly at first until it gradually increases becoming more and more noticable.
laughing around your friends uncontrollably for a while means your L tech (or laughing tech) is out of controle
by Assman3000 March 31, 2009
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