penis swaggler

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.

Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.

by Kennel Dogwood June 19, 2020

Jay Swingler

Spends his shitty life making embarrassing videos that million of people watch and some how enjoy. Mostly used words contain cereal bar, what do you mean and childish. Being a youtuber who nearly died from getting his head stuck in a microwave, we all know that whenever another video is uploaded on the TGFBro channel with rommel henry, its gonna be another dumb idea that is somehow hilarious.

Me: how is jay swingler still alive?
Bob: dont know. Really should be dead by now.
Me: well im glad he aint!

by InternetFangirl1 February 3, 2018

Swagglehorned

To be raped metaphorically with a thrusting motion and no lubrication. Disappointed.

I was suppose to go on the boat but it rained all day, I was swagglehorned by mother nature, and it hurt.

by mynoduesp1234 June 24, 2009

swagless wonder

a person that is without swag to an extream extent

kate is a swagless wonder

by call me han solo February 7, 2010

swanglish

Swag-English; a type of language that people use that incorporate "swag".

I don't know how to spell that word, it's swanglish, and won't be found in the dictionary.

by Krock39 December 5, 2015

bot spangler

A gentleman's gentleman *ahem*

OMG he's a bot spangler

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

Spangler

spangler..commonly referred to as a spider on hanger.can be found in any domestic situation.

He ran into the room to brandish a spangler in my face

by martina mc namara October 3, 2006