quit staring at my dick!

The ultimate insecure male exclamation.

Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.

by Mr.I April 22, 2008

Squatting

'To squat'

To squash a fly with, or to hit another person with, a bendy ruler.

1. "Damn Charlie, squatting me with her ruler!"

2. "I am gonna squat you for that"

3. "Let's have a squatting war!"

by Lindleface February 23, 2009

starving

Lacking skill or proper technique; failing miserably at an attempted task.

"Yo, Juice can't play ball for his life. He's starving."
"Man, Keith starving trying to get shorty number."

by Young Chreezy May 28, 2006

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings

He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi

by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020

Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

by VeryGoodwithWords April 4, 2021