Money Stroke

The act of almost passing out when hearing the cost of an item.

Shaun: How much is that bucket hat?
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.

by Sezki March 29, 2014

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Stroke

A long distance not favored to travel by many; A gap between two different things.

"Dude, that's going to be a stroke to get to Gail's house!"

John: "Come on, let's go to Vegas!"
Sally: "That's a stroke!!!"

by Tarvinator2006 June 29, 2010

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The Strokes

THE BEST BAND EVER I LOVE EM :p :p :p :p :p GREAT GUYS AND GREAT MUSIC!!!!!!!

THE STROKES!!!! hehe

by ..::Emma::.. March 12, 2004

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caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

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one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.

Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.

by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004

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Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.

1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.

by R. Ash February 16, 2009

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two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

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