Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

Straw berry scabachino

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea

Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!

by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021

Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one

Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!

by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017

three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

by HHM3 July 23, 2016

Straw

Something that has one hole and is suckable.

A peen is a straw.

by Suckable November 9, 2019

Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.

I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.

by jondich October 27, 2021