Sniper

Upon climax of the missionary position the male removes his penis from the vagina and rests it on the "bush", aming for a nostril of choice to ejaculate into. It's a long shot, but it can be done.

I gave her the sniper and she didn't even see it coming.

by Victor Loera August 3, 2006

sniper

1.) A highly talented marksman.

2.) In multiplayer gaming, someone who employs high powered rifle type weapons. Often tries to emulate military snipers.

uber1337: I'm a great sniper.

Manawski: No, you aren't.

by Manawski February 23, 2003

Sniper Noob

An annoying player who excessevely use the sniper rifle as primary weapon.

*Jim AWM John*
John: :|
Jim: Are you frustrated because I pwned you again?
John: Shut up you sniper noob.

(later on)

*Jim D-Eagle John*
John: Why didn't you use sniper rifle again to kill me?
Jim: Because it sucks in close combat.
John: You see, that's why snipers are for noobs ... sniper noob!

by I am not from America December 27, 2009

Beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"

"But you will insist"

"thud"

"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 20, 2007

Wuffle Snipe

Hitting the like button on Facebook on a post that is sad or negative.

"I wrote that my dog died on my status and someone liked it."

"You were hit by a wuffle sniper."

by bardotlover September 13, 2011

snipe

Snipe is an all purpose word:
1)n. Of or pertaining to something that was attained in crutial timing or just an overal good thing.
2)v. The most common use. The process of attaining something in crutial timing. Specifically, it can refer to "hooking up" with someone.

1) "Dude, did you go to the movie last night?"
"Yea,it was almost sold out but I sniped the last ticket."

2) "Sup playa, did I see you makin' on some honeys last night?"
"You know it! I sniped some ass."

by B.J.A November 8, 2008

stapes

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

by iamstapes September 1, 2009