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Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010
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Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.
"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."
by johnnydakota May 14, 2010
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Stephen King

one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think
It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King
by m&m's August 11, 2005
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Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.
"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"
by shakingthebox January 3, 2008
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Stephen Stalk

An involuntry erection
While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"
by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008
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Stephen Sqawking

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.
Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.
by gerald the duck February 5, 2009
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Stephen Moffat

1. The head writer of the British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Brilliant writer who enjoys torturing the characters and playing havoc with viewers' emotions. Affectionately referred to as "The Moff."

2. An expletive used when a) strange character revelations surface, b) Rory dies - again, c) plot developments are not explained and/or left as cliffhangers.
Doctor Who is so much more convoluted since Stephen Moffat took over.

WHAT?! River Song is actually (-spoilers-) but we don't get to know what happens until next the next series?!! MOFFAT!!!!!
by DrownedCali September 14, 2012
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