spartan five

n. a high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'crack'. Can be accompanied by a manly grunt e.g. "HAUUUURGH!!!" or a "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Guy 1: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other, pull back and lunge into high five*
*CRACK! of hands*
Guy 2: "Fuckin' awesome Spartan five... Umm... I should probably go to the A&E, I think I may have broke something, erm... In a manly way... HAUUUUURGH!!!"

by Andy Hutchings & Bruffy November 9, 2007

Sparta

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.

Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!

by PEYAH! May 7, 2007

Angry Spartan

One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.

Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.

by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011

SPARTAN

Super Warriors much like spartans (see spartan ) used to help the humans in the Human-Covenant war (see Covenant numbers 3. 4. 5.)Recently used to destroy Halo number 3.)

The SPARTANs were trained on Reach. A few of them have Survived
after the Covenant attack.

by Justin Hoskinson July 5, 2005

Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

by Eden953 June 26, 2015

spartan

descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.

Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

smartass

Somebody who defines words like retard, dumbass, or idiot in the urban dictonary as "somebody who looks up ____ in the urban dictonary"

I am a smartass writing the same dumbass joke on the urband dictionary!!

by Big LJ August 13, 2006