A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016
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by Niceguysfinishfirst June 7, 2018
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A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018
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by katia scherbatsky December 9, 2008
Get the srat squat mug.A common misinterpretation of the phrase "pop a squat" which results in its personification.
In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."
After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."
In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."
After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."
Vivian: "I'm tired of standing, let's pop a squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"
by MJecks December 7, 2010
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by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006
Get the taco squat mug.1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there
FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!
Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.
Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...
Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.
Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...
by Charlie McV January 24, 2009
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