Widely known to be a play on words for the originating term "Spruce Moose" from the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Season 5; Episode 10.
"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
by TOMAS EDDISONN March 22, 2017
Get the Spruce Goose mug.A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristic s:
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
Coworker: "Hey Spaulding, how's it going?"
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by an atheist that describes the original Spaulding. This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by an atheist that describes the original Spaulding. This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
by Dan Patton December 9, 2008
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past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name
student 1:"how did that unfurry calculus test go?"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"
by ichelleo December 28, 2003
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(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)
by (pat)Rico cassonova September 16, 2006
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Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.
by Joe February 14, 2004
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