Spinning Fluff

The act of writing generally meaningless sentences in such a way that might be construed as an essay.

I got a hundred on my essay, but I was just spinning fluff. No actual substance.

by elene October 19, 2010

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

spinning turtle

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

by thehappysausage September 12, 2013

sinking digits

Getting your fingers in a lass, preferably on the D-floor.

I was sinking digits on the D-floor last night.

by I.Said.it.before.Jaydos! November 2, 2013

Spinning Blackfist

A particular type of spinning backfist often delivered by an African American.

"Damn, did you see Jones throw that spinning blackfist?!"

by Johnny Robinson April 18, 2014

sinking bottles

A colloquialism used in the Upper Midwest for ice fishing. Ice fishing mainly involves putting a line into a hole in the ice and then drinking beer, playing cards, and watching sports. Empty beer bottles are dropped in the hole and filled with water to sink to the bottom of the lake. There are usually more bottles sunk than fish caught, thus you're in an ice house "sinking bottles".

Bryce and I spent about 5 hours sinking bottles and didn't catch a single fish. We did get a nice beer blanket on though!

by taylen24 January 14, 2015

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016