illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion

you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"

by Wicked CP November 29, 2012

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006

Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

by ImanAzol December 22, 2016