Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

splack

(noun)

1. In reference to fucking or going to pound-town with another individual. Specifically, with sexual occurrences where a "splack"-like sound resonates due to any or all of the following:
- testicles smacking the vulva due to positioning of the well-known "doggy-style" sex method
- "makin' it clap" with the addition of extra bodily fluids to really create a thick "splack" sound (with some bASS)

(adj.)

1. A descriptive word that can replace "fuck", when used to describe something intense, except with a higher magnitude of the "dayuuum" factor

"Shit man, I was splackin' that ho all night. She got it goood."

"That chronic was so dope, my mind was splacked, thizzle-style..... heh heh"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

Splainy

To ask someone to explain something.

The first known occurence of this bastardization of the word "explain" is found in the "Chosen" episode of the television series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Currently in heavy usage on message boards everywhere.

ANGEL: I brought something else as well.

(He removes a silver amulet with a multi-faceted crystal at its center from his pocket.)

BUFFY: I can already tell you, I have nothing that goes with that.

ANGEL: It’s not for you.

BUFFY: Splainy?

by pareidolic May 6, 2004

Splash

What you say when your jumpshot is extra wet. When the ball goes through the net perfectly and the net comes back up through the rim making that almost "splash" like sound. Next time you have a wet jumpshot in the gym, and you're splashing on the opposing team, simply say "Splash" as the ball leaves your hand, sure enough to anger other players and make you look like a total badass at the same time.

As Bill came to the gym and started to warm up he quickly realized his jumpshot was super-wet. When he joined a game he immediately started to splash on the other team.

Dude, we got splashed on today. This guy was splashing from Reggie Miller range.

by ryan3123 March 16, 2011

splash blumpkin

Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.

My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.

by John Slivka January 1, 2007

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

SplatterPacks

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.

Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008