Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019

Shitzteritus

A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).

He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.

by Ballflapcrap September 8, 2019

Shitzo

shit at fortnite

"Yo, that boy is so shitzo"

by Very Shitzo April 15, 2023

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019

off da shitz

When You Are On Excessive Amounts Of Drugs Such As But Not Limited To Xanax Promethazine Codeine Molly And Etc.

Yo Man Did You See Jerry Last Night

Yea Dude I Think He Was Off Da Shitz

Yeahh He Had 2 xanaxs And Like 3 Cups

Of Lean

by IDk October 23, 2013

Chichen Shitza

Uncontrolled bowel movements caused by sampling local food and drink in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

"Hey man, we gotta head back to the hotel. Those chicken tacos aren't doing me right. I need to take a massive Chichen Shitza."

by Rob Azarcon June 11, 2008

shitznitch

someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else about her is unappealing!.....no one likes her after 5 years of knowing them and they are shit head, mofo, bitch

L: hey look at that shitznitch
M: oh my lord
boy: i like big butts and i cannot lie!

by ihatelife October 17, 2005