by wheey34 September 17, 2015
max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man
by tabyis March 21, 2018
Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
by terriblebad March 14, 2022
A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014
"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
by Chief_BigNic November 21, 2016
Spit punks, a style made up of a mixture of visual kei/crust punk/hippie-filth (think the band Queen Adreena)/glam metal & androgyny.
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
Spit punk 1: "hey man lets go drink beer and eat hotdogs and fight people"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
by spoopybernadootie November 05, 2015