skertling

NOUN:
skert·ling
/skɜrtlɪŋ/ 🔊
a small, unexpected event, creature, occurrence, or emotion.
SIMILAR: whimsy, mischance, nnquimble.

"The skertling of a shooting star streaking across the night sky filled the children with wonder and excitement."

by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023

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Spelling Bitch

One that corrects anyone's spelling in texts

Person 1: "your music taste sucks"
Person 2: "did you mean you're"
Person 1: "stop being such a spelling bitch"

by ratwashere February 1, 2024

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A nigga from planet 7BQF-Quintaxion with the power several niggas, with this power he/she has the power to turn any drink purple flavored to the human eye that person will look like they are lighting up or in other words sparkling

guys look in the sky its a sparkling nigga

by imdatperson November 8, 2023

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Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

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Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

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Shmergling

When you’re stomach both gurgles and makes a smooshing sound at the same time, it is shermgling? May also be spelled shmurgling, in recognition of the U in gurgling, according to the authors spouse. Who is wrong.

My god, what in the hekk was that sound coming from you. Oh, sorry, my stomach is once again shmergling.

by urbansurburban123 February 9, 2025

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