speed holes

Holes in your car that makes it go faster.

Jorge said he was going to put speed holes on joes car with a pick axe.

by speed hole gunzales October 30, 2010

flank speed

Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".

"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."

by speedog May 2, 2010

single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.

Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.

by toby1 December 29, 2008

speechless

flabbergasted; overwhelmed

once i realized how beautiful she is i became speechless; she gets more and more and more beautiful every time i see her and so i live to see her shake it.

by reformedpug January 24, 2017

High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

by Lo-Gee July 10, 2011

Ballymun Speed Loaf

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016

Dirty George Speer

(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.

Holy Jesus! Hey Mark, Robert, and Chuck....did you see that dude over by the bosses daughter? He totally just did a Dirty George Speer.

Mark: No way!! Did he make Whale Noises?
Robert: Yeah I saw it...looked like a pile of whale fuck was going to explode.
Chuck: You guys wanna get lunch?
Mark: Not after watching that dude go whaling! Boy he really Dirty George Speer'ed that hoe!!

by Jamal&Jonas March 19, 2010