Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Spectacle Fighter

A term first coined by "The Escapist's" resident Australian game critic Yahtzee, to describe a genre of fighter in which a game's focus is on the visual beauty of fighting enemies as opposed to actual realism or other aspects of game play.

All you ever do in Mad World is kill people extravagantly for points - it's totally a Spectacle Fighter.

by ZPfan April 22, 2009

special snowflake syndrome

The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.

She suffers from special snowflake syndrome because her child can never do any wrong.

by fedupandtired April 16, 2015

Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.

Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr

by lol10096 June 3, 2018

Special Forces Mesa

A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail

See also: Spanish Table

spanish table medic palmer retarded fish frog special forces mesa

by The Medic68w January 23, 2010

Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.

Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."

by cf_phil November 14, 2013

Special Kind of Special

1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.

2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.

"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."

"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"

by Bricksgirl June 27, 2014