“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
Get the Salisbury Top Hat mug.Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
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Also known as Anthon—... took a girl from a kid after they were dating for 7 months! The Victim claims she was drunk but she claims he just had a massive dick...! Rumor has it she even wanted marriage. Her daddy took her and didn’t even care about anyones emotion or Feelings.
Damn whose that getting with SoFiA. Oh wait it’s Sofis Lord and Daddy!! What an absolute Savage. ima tell my grandkids that’s Bieber.
by Shcooby Gangggg December 23, 2019
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Becky: Don't walk, that's not good sokis... Gimmie your grubhub
Becky: Don't walk, that's not good sokis... Gimmie your grubhub
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Soli is crazy and wild. Everyone thinks she’s a psychopath for listening to hard rock and tiktok songs. She idolizes anything creepy and is an aspiring emo.
by Xc who do u think June 5, 2020
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