Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.

Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock

by immabenavy June 23, 2011

sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

by Ian Maxwell March 15, 2003

sock hop

A informal dance with a live band at a school gymnasium, cafeteria or on school grounds.

"Are you going to the sock hop tonight? Bobby Vee is playing, it's going to be a blast!"

by Tyler E. April 14, 2006

poop sock

A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.

I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.

by arNette September 26, 2006

Pink Socked

During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.

Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.

by Buck Futz June 08, 2009

Superman Socks

Blue calf-high socks worn by douche-guy in first installment of Street Music starring Kassemg and Nicepeter.

Nicepeter: Flying high in my Superman Socks!!!
KassemG: You don't know what these socks are!!

KassemG: I'm not the one wearing Blue socks...
Douche-Guy: If you even knew what these were, like-
Nicepeter: Those are Superman Socks, he's got Super-beads.

by Lockeshores October 07, 2010

Trojan Socks

When someone's socks are rolled down near their ankles, forming what unequivocally reminds you of a new condom, you say that the person is wearing Trojan socks...

Dude 1: "Look at that cute girl going into the gym"
Dude 2: "Too bad she's wearing Trojan socks..."
Dude 1: "True! She looks like out of the 80's!"

by Chutamero July 09, 2010