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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..
I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.
by boat crew May 21, 2011
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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.
Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.
How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”
by MamaAgave February 11, 2023
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Cozumel snorkel

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel
by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025
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Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.
"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"
by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024
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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
by thedude243867 August 10, 2023
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