Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014

Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019