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Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2
by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016
mugGet the Snail Alongmug.

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021
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Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail
by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019
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Snail Trail

When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.
"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."
by BakedBaker April 18, 2021
mugGet the Snail Trailmug.

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage
Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes
by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Snail Eyesmug.

snail with a helmet

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
by DrWatson September 10, 2005
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Salting the Snail

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
by Toasty! April 17, 2014
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