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Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.
Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012
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situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.
What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.
by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008
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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring

Is a kind scenario that happens, and requires more then simple explaination--or logic--to be fully understood at any point by the person who experienced it or anyone who got word of it.
Example 1: A dream that Rules 34 Die Hard and Neon Genesis Evangelion shouldn't need to be explained and only seems to be a ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring.

Example 2: Mr Hyde ODST The Invisible man for LULZ.
by Meta Tam When Hi Non September 26, 2009
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.
That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.
by joshy rotten October 17, 2008
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