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Singledoom

Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".

Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
by whatevesy Bevsy March 1, 2011
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single clap

When a large crowd or audience decides to have one synchronized clap instead of a round of applause.
CJ: Okay I'm done clapping. Let's do a single clap.
by cpaul1850 December 3, 2011
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single saavy

Being single so long you can detect a douche bag from a mile away.
Diana is so single saavy that she can recognize anyone wearing an Ed Hardy shirt is a douche bag.
by kicatlady May 20, 2014
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Singlevisualize

The act of verbally calling one person out (jokingly, degrading and or to bring the attention of) in a crowd so that it is also brought to the attention of the surrounding people or persons in a public setting.
Ed thought he was the best pool player in town untill Tyler Singlevisualized him out in front of the bar to a best out of 3 match for money.
by Mrbadlt1 August 21, 2014
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single cab

The commission of a lewd sexual act or acts within a tightly confined space.
Nikolai: "I've never had five guys in my single cab before."
Will: "I single cabbed your mom with five guys last night."
by chickenhead6969 August 30, 2014
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Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.
Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.
by J12lin December 3, 2014
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singleversary

Today is my one year singleversary!
by awesome mom KRS1 July 19, 2015
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