1. Sheenon is an elitist who fondles the hair and hearts of men and women alike. He is a generously handsome prince that should always be treated like the royalty he is.
2. While many question his orientation, he is straighter than the narrow way.
3. Friendly personality has earned him more FB friends than a D-list celeb, though he only has one true BFF.
4. His idea of living on the edge includes rollerblading on busy streets after dark, riding his vespa (without a helmet), and bending like a pretzel in the tiniest of yoga shorts. He can be found at various runway shows, photo shoots, skinny-dipping in the ocean, or making jam (generally not all at once).
5. Don’t attempt to seize his heart, it’s already been captivated by the temptress.
2. While many question his orientation, he is straighter than the narrow way.
3. Friendly personality has earned him more FB friends than a D-list celeb, though he only has one true BFF.
4. His idea of living on the edge includes rollerblading on busy streets after dark, riding his vespa (without a helmet), and bending like a pretzel in the tiniest of yoga shorts. He can be found at various runway shows, photo shoots, skinny-dipping in the ocean, or making jam (generally not all at once).
5. Don’t attempt to seize his heart, it’s already been captivated by the temptress.
by thetemptress February 8, 2010
Get the Sheenon mug.A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011
Get the Sheentology mug.To have a really big head, usually made more obvious by a small body or neck.
Also can be related to Sheen family of actors (Martin, Charlie and Emilio Estevez), who have dense foreheads.
Also can be related to Sheen family of actors (Martin, Charlie and Emilio Estevez), who have dense foreheads.
"Man that Joe Buck's got some head sheen."
"Rihanna's hot, but boy does she have some sheen on her head."
"I wanted to borrow Joe's hat, but it was too tight because I've got too much fucking headsheen."
"Rihanna's hot, but boy does she have some sheen on her head."
"I wanted to borrow Joe's hat, but it was too tight because I've got too much fucking headsheen."
by Flashbang11 December 24, 2008
Get the head sheen mug.Charlie Sheen -noun. A man who bangs average looking prostitutes (goddesses), uses methamphetamine (tiger blood), and appears on national television obviously high/tweaking (winning).
I need AA, NA, Valtrex, a new publicist, and an intervention from Dr. Drew. I've clearly pulled a Charlie Sheen this weekend.
by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011
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by tigerblood March 18, 2011
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-noun
...1. the act of raging wildly(with or without cocaine and porn stars)
2. the act of mentally converting your bi-polar disorder to bi-winning
-adjective
3. winning at life
4. being a warlock
5. taking enough drugs to kill an elephant
-noun
...1. the act of raging wildly(with or without cocaine and porn stars)
2. the act of mentally converting your bi-polar disorder to bi-winning
-adjective
3. winning at life
4. being a warlock
5. taking enough drugs to kill an elephant
*1. "Dude, I just blew a 7 gram rock. Straight up Sheening tonight!"
*3,4,5. "Did you see that kid last night? Fucker kicked like 12 cars, totally Sheening."
*3,4,5. "Did you see that kid last night? Fucker kicked like 12 cars, totally Sheening."
by Jack Sparkfist March 22, 2011
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Dave: Holy god Tony, that fat bitch pulled a sheenagh on me last night.
Tony: Dude, ya she totally sheenaghed your ass!
Tony: Dude, ya she totally sheenaghed your ass!
by Penis Pat June 6, 2009
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