Slunk

The condition of being so exhausted to the point of being incoherent and incomprehensible in one's conversations.

Girl: I woke up at 6:45 a.m. with my phone in my hand. I was so tired when I was on the phone when I was talking to you last night! I hope I didn't say anything inappropriate!

Boy: You were slunk!

by Einnoc April 11, 2012

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'

"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."

by Breezydarling September 29, 2012

Shrunkle

1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.

2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.

"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."

by Profane James September 7, 2013

slunk

Slut and skank together

Jeez, Savannah is such a slunk.

by Eileen Paige January 20, 2015

Slunk

A Drunk Slut

Girl1: What is that girl doing?

Girl2: Don't worry about her. She's a slunk

by DefineABitch April 18, 2015

Slunk

So tired that you're acting drunk.

Dude, you should go to bed. You're crazy slunk right now.

by Cheeseandcrackers July 24, 2015