shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 30, 2022

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 2, 2022

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 30, 2019

shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023