shippou

This is a dick that a man tells you is HUGE but once in bed you find it to be of microscopic proportions.

Damn woman, don't go gettin' wit' him! He's nuttin' but a shippou!

by popacaponyoass January 29, 2004

Shipple

after dipping your nipples into your own feces became socially acceptable. their was a large boom in Shit Nipple or Shipple clubs in the california area. Sadly the practice has again become frowned apon by texans and has moved into the underground.

I met Vance at the la petit shipple for a quicky before my meeting with the district manager.

by Taylor February 5, 2005

shipple

Shit+Nipple

Shipple! I lost my cellphone again!!!╥﹏╥

by latreeseme December 22, 2014

shipple

The foremost part of a ship: the chick's nipple on the front.

That ship just beat that other ship by the shipple!

by BrAnDy September 22, 2014

Shippee

A large racist man who drives to the mall yells nigger as loud as possible, while the darker homosapien proceeds go shoot up his Ford Powerstroke.

Look at that shippee, he's taking up the whole parking lot while yelling at that black male.

by VDURAMAX September 6, 2016

shipiphany

When you realize what you needed to do, but it is too late to do anything about it

After I wrote my research paper, I had a shipiphany and realized that my thesis was awful.

by Max Leon January 6, 2010

shilapi

Any shlong-like biological fang smothered in a viscous solution like petroleum jelly or thick saliva that is at some point thrusted inside a hollow cavity preferably complimentary to that which is stroking it.

A tongue that is audible when it should not. A passive aggressive portrayal of one's masculinity.

My 300 lb boss never misses an opportunity to ensure his shilapi is heard, whether he's swallowing mid-sentence lecturing me, beating it in the office, or gulping down his coffee behind my back looking for typos on my TPS reports.

by logntime February 25, 2011