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Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.
dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok
by GreenKid200000 xmas August 11, 2017
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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Disassociative Service Breakage

This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.

The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.

This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.

A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
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curb service

Blowjob received while seated in a car or truck seat from an individual outside the car. Best known from rest areas or truck stops by "Lot Lizard" prostitutes and over the road truck drivers.
"That redhead over yonder? She gives great curb service!"
by davedorm October 3, 2013
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Lip Service

Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.
Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time
by Jardom February 28, 2015
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servie

other word for lame script-kiddy
rofl. you're so much servie.
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service job revenge

The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job
There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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