seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

SealPig

A species named after it's seal pig likeness. Acts like a seal talks like a pig,will do sealpig things that annoy the sealpig community. A sealpig is dr.P.Enisbreath in disguise.

You are the sealpig!

Motherfucking Sealpig.

by Billieus October 8, 2014

seal team dick

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

by slats_ November 18, 2016

seamless bandana

When you consume a male/ female's head with your rectum until you reach the recipients neck where you erotically asphyxiate them as you stimulate their genitalia until the point of orgasm.

Johnny showed me he loves me sooooo much, he gave me a seamless bandana last night.

by Snowmanplantlife July 22, 2017

Segal

She is a Bird 🦅. And she gets to fly any were she wants

Antonia:I need to hurry up and get somewhere.

Segal:should I fly u it will be quick

by Toni27584 December 4, 2017

Šema njemica

A religion started by the class of IX.3 which evolves around their glorious german teacher Marijana(dojčerica) aka. Their goddess. This is the most powerful religion which has 21 kiddos from the class as believers for now. Their saint book is lernen und spielen 4. Some of the saint word prayers are ex. “Poštovanje+znanje=dobra ocjena” , “red,rad i disciplina”

And the saint word we say after every prayer is Achtung!
And our moto is Dojč je život!
And they also do their saint move called trzni.
And also say Ju snič, Ju litl bič.
And the leader of thair praying group is Leona aka Đžole
They also stan the best ship aka Delena and Damon Salvatore in general.
We hope you consider joining our religion and becoming one of us - a Čoban and a part of the Neradnička klasa.
For more info contact us at š[e-mail]
Achtung!

I am totally a Šema njemica follower gurl.
Anja adores Šema njemica

by Delenaandsemanjemica October 9, 2018