Fishing season

When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.

Has the fishing season started?

by embee010101 April 3, 2020

seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.

She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.

by kMichelle April 29, 2008

Corona Season

Its always Corona Season with the boys, never a half send

Going to rip some Rona's with the boys, full send Corona Season!

by Full Send Corona June 2, 2018

cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.

Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!

by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010

baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

by LuxDarling July 21, 2015

seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

by M3M3life December 22, 2021